WARNING: This event has absolutely no redeeming qualities. You will not leave inspired. You won’t learn anything. In fact, attending might make you question your life choices. What will you gain?     •    A stomach ache from laughing too hard.     •    A front-row seat to the most insane startup stories you’ll ever hear.     •    The bragging rights of saying, “I survived the madness.” This is THE startup storytelling contest where the unhinged, the unbelievable, and the totally bizarre take center stage. Contestants get 5 minutes to share their true (probably regret-filled) stories, and the audience decides who takes home the glory (and a hilariously bad trophy). Who needs a TED Talk when you’ve got this circus? Food? Yeah, we’ve got snacks from the legends at Tech9 to fuel your chaos. Curious? Of course you are. Brave enough to step up? Apply to share your story here: https://forms.gle/snWYVNSbYGqS8W6q9 Seats are limited. Regret is infinite.